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Welcome to Dazzling Meaning Weird .net
My name is Diane, and this is my little home on the net. All links are in (color) for your convenience. Firefox & IE tested. Best viewed with 1024x768+. |
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My Page
This is my page where I can put quotes, conversations, stories, and just whatever I want to put here that doesn't really go anywhere else. Quotes "Being weird is what makes life interesting." - Diane "But being in love is what makes it livable." - Sean "When you're upside down the word is upside up." "That's not what you meant and I know it." "I'm done, I just need to finish first." "When I'm sitting on furniture, I sit normally. When I sit in chairs is when I sit weird." "Me don't lie? You don't lie..." Conversations *answers phone* Me: "Hello?" *no pause at all which usually there is for a telemarketer* Telemarketer: "Diane?" Me: "Yeah..." Telemarketer: *Proceeds to ramble on about the Bank of America, rattles off my address (very poorly) and says Idaho instead of Illinois, and then asks me if it's correct.* Me: "Actually it's Illinios, and I'm not interested." Telemarketer: "Do you carry any other cards?" Me: "No, I don't." Telemarketer: "Well what do you do in emergencies, like when you need to rent a car or get a hotel room?" Me: "I'm not old enough." *pause* Telemarketer: "Oh... Well you can give us a call at this number (insert number here) or you can go to our web site (insert url here). Thank you for your time, and have a good night." Me: Thanks, you too. Telemarketer: "Thanks, bye." I just enjoyed the nice pause and surprise. Apparently people don't say things like that and probably just keep saying they aren't interested or else hang up. I'm different, and I'm polite. « reverse |
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