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	Everyone's Page This page will contain quotes, conversations, stories, and just whatever from anyone who decides to contribute. Conversations In high school I had a teacher who taught chemistry and health, and this conversation took place during one health class. I don't know how it started, but this is how it ended... Teacher: "Women don't have orgasms." Students: "Yes, they do." Teacher: "No, they don't. My wife's never had one." This was a phone conversation between my aunt and cousin. We had gotten a lot of rain and my cousin was driving to Arkansas at the time. Sue: "Did you run into any rain?" Robert: "No." Sue: "Really? We got a lot of rain here." Robert: "No, it's been as dry as grandma's turkey." Guestbook Entries This is my 2nd favorite guestbook entry. It was for my anime site in 2001 and was from a guy I went to high school with and used to be friends with, Matt. I would just have to say that this site does't quite "do it" for me. too much anime crap. we all know MY views on anime.....frankly, it could rot in hell and i wouldn't fell any sympathy for it. it just ain't my style. my site is probably about a million times better. probably more. none of this anime nonsense. just pure insanity. ohyeahbaby. i've still gotta get to your house to steal your ps2 too. not only to steal that though, but to take all of your dbz posters and burn them. half because i'm strongly against dbz and half cause i'm a pyromaniac. but, i'm a teenager, so what can you expect? what teenager ISN'T a pyro? you've gotta be messed up not to be. messed up as in the kind that go to britney spears concert and don't bring both a pair of earplugs and binoculars and insist on finishing their spinach. though, spinach is good for you. i mean, look at popeye. he ate spinach. and he's strong. whipped the crap outta that big fat dude to win olive's heart. what a mistake. olive was NOT the chick to go for. she was probably the flattest, ugliest cartoon chick ever created.....other than edna skinner, but she was SUPPOSED to be ugly. so i just htink that popeye has to get his priorities straight. he needs to be a better superhero.....if you could call him that. all he really did was save the dumb chick from peril. whoop-dee-doo. another dumb superhero was superman. i mean, sure, he saved the world from definate destruction several times, but who cares? HOW did he get his strengths? by the sun. ooooh. i almost care. he doesn't have to do diddily-squat for his powers. now, batman on the other hand, is the man. he had to train and work for his stuff. and at the same time has to upkeep a multi-million dollar company. not easy. spiderman was pretty cool too. he had to get his powers the hardest way- a spider. spiders suck. a lot. i can't imagine ever being bitten by one. i'd probably fall down and start into convulsions and start foaming at the mouth and kicking anything that's near me and looks breakable and end up shooting myself to get the thought out of my head. (in case you couldn't tell, i don't like spiders) and i don't like anime either. i guess that's what i was trying to get at through all of this.........got a bit sidetracked i guess. but that's ok. cause swimmers are allowed to do that. nobody else though. just cause swimmers are the coolest people alive. especially more than baseball players. it's almost a crime to call them athletes. all they do is sit around and hit a ball every now and then. or at least TRY to hit a ball. and when they're not doing that, they're trying to catch it. oooh. how terribly exciting. i think i just might wet my pants. though, i probably would if a big spider came along and sat down beside me. have i mentioned that i don't like spiders? cause i don't. i like spiders about as much as i like anime. and i like anime about as much as i like macintosh computers. which i have one of. they're bad. never get one. sure, they might be able to out-perform windows-based computers, but they crash even more (i bet you thought that wasn't possible, but it is.) so it just turns into this huge pain in the butt. kinda like trying to keep from taking a golf club to the TV when they try playing anime on it. golf's another one of those joke sports. just hit the ball towards this tiny little hole a few hundred yards away. yawn. that's as exciting as watching me brush my teeth. which i kinda need to do. i'm starting to feel the fuzz a little bit on them.....that bothers me. even the tiniest little bit that comes around after not brushing for about 7 hours. i don't like it. so i usually scratch it off with my fingernail. so then my fingers get all gross and i don't like that either. so i've gotta go wash them....then they get all cold from being wet and not completely dried. and i don't like that either, so i try and warm them up by blowing on them, which makes me light-headed from blowing on em too much, so i end up getting really dizzy and throwing up. that makes my teeth gross when that happens....it's just a vicious cycle, isn't it? the mother of all snowballs. snowballs are fun though. as long as you know who to throw them at. some people get all huffy-puffy when you hit em jokingly. unless you're adam. in that case, EVERYONE you hit gets all huffy-puffy cause adam's a huge dork. even bigger than me, if that's possible. cause i'm a pretty big dork (if you hadn't picked up on that yet) but i really don't let it bother me. that's the key to it all. if you don't let it bother you, then you've got nothing to worry about. well, i guess you should probably still worry if your clothes dryer explodes into flames and engulfs the entire house and someone steals your ps2 during it all. cause that would suck. then you'd be allowed to worry about it cause you wouldn't have a ps2 anymore. but i'm not sure if i'm gonna buy one of those things or not. i haven't decided whether to go buy one or wait for either the x-box (microsoft) or the game cube (nintendo) to come out and get those. especially the game cube. it's gonna have an offer with panasonic to get a $100 dvd player (since the game cube itself isn't a dvd player) which would be nice cause then you wouldn't necessarily have to have the dvd player where the gaming system is at. a nice convenience there. i just hope that it doesn't suck. cause the n64 pretty well sucks. it's the last of the cartridge games though. now i think all will be cd. i hope. but 007 was a pretty good cartridge game. i beat diane at it just about every time we play. she claims that she's better when i'm not around though. apparantly, i have this really cool bad-vibe thing going on with her and all of her friends. pretty cool, eh? cause she's bad at all her games when i'm around and her friend melissa is an even bigger airhead whenever i'm present. yikes. but i guess that she's got hair color to blame for that too. she's a pure blonde. it shows. but blondes can be fun to mess with. sometimes. it really depends on the mood i'm in. tonight would be a good night cause i'm in a good mood. the only thing that could spoil it would be an anime show. cause anime is bad. « reverse


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